100 Songs to Give Your Boner A Boner! DONGS!

This meme was inadvertently started by Baddie as he was gradually coming out of the closet by admitting he watches One Tree Hill. With it being Baddie, such a list, while righteous, is slightly on the gay side. Because he’s gay.

Baddie is the type of man who cannot start and end the day without thoughts of dongs in his mouth. Seriously, if dongs were made of sugar, he’d be a diabetic. If Baddie were Pinocchio, and eating dongs was lying, his nose would be 3 feet long now. Because he’s got a nose-boner. For dongs! If The Matrix were made of dongs, BaddieNeo would pick the blue pill. But only if it’s dong flavored.

Anyway, to put his list to shame, I present you 100 songs that will make you ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! (Apologies for the lack of variety in this list. What can I say? I’m a man of limited interests)

1. O.A.R – That Was A Crazy Game of Poker
2. Dream Theater – Stream of Consciousness
3. Dream Theater – Home
4. O.A.R. – City on Down
5. AC/DC – Hells Bells
6. AC/DC – Thunderstruck
7. Breaking Benjamin – Shallow Bay
8. Black Sabbath – N.I.B.
9. Fishbone – Sunless Saturday
10. Dream Theater – Ytse Jam
11. Led Zeppelin – Trampled Underfoot
12. Liquid Tension Experiment – Kindered Spirits
13. Primus – Tommy The Cat
14. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky
15. Metallica – The Thing That Should Not Be
16. Clutch – 1000111010
17. Clutch – Small Upsetters
18. Death Angel – Veil of Deception
19. Dave Matthews Band – Warehouse
20. Iron Maiden – Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
21. Skillet – Rebirthing
22. Robert Rodriguez – Grindhouse
23. Eric Johnson – Cliffs of Dover
24. Jimi Hendrix – All Along The Watchtower
25. Ozzy Osbourne – Crazy Train
26. Kansas – Carry on My Wayward Son
27. Faster Pussycat – Pulling Weeds
28. Faster Pussycat – Arizona Indian Doll
29. White Trash – Apple Pie
30. AC/DC – Money Talks
31. O.A.R. – Mr. Brown
32. O.A.R.  – So Moved On
33. Jimmy Eat World – Splash Turn Twist
34. Iron Maiden – Rime of The Ancient Mariner
35. Iron Maiden – Blood Brothers
36. Clutch – Carefil With That Mic…
37. Clutch – Who’s Been Talking?
38. Ozzy Osbourne – No More Tears
39. Metallica – Master of Puppets
40. Metallica – Of Wolf & Man
41. Clutch – Gravel Road
42. Something Corporate – I Woke Up In A Car
43. Clutch – The Devil In Me
44. Clutch – Mr. Shiny Cadillacness
45. Clutch – La Curandera
46. Metallica – the Call of The Ktulu
47. Dave Matthews Band – Crash Into Me
48. Breaking Benjamin – Sooner or Later
49. Breaking Benjamin – Next To Nothing
50. Alice In Chains – Man In A Box
51. Anthrax – Milk
52. Anthrax – Belly of the Beast
53. Anthrax – Keep It In The Family
54. Clutch – Regulator
55. Deep Purple – Space Truckin’
56. AC/DC – Who Made Who
57. AC/DC – Givin’ The Dog A Bone
58. Journey – Don’t Stop Believin’
59. Aerosmith – Sweet Emotion
60. Aerosmith – Walk This Way
61. The Killers – When You Were Young
62. Dragonforce – Prepare For War
63. Faster Pussycat – Where There’s A Whop There’s A Way
64. Flight of the Conchords – Jenny
65. Francis M – 3 Stars and a Sun
66. Harvey Danger – Flagpole Sitta
67. Infectious Grooves – Infecto Groovalistic
68. Iron Maiden – The Wicker Man
69. Iron Maiden – Stranger In A Strange Land
70. Iron Maiden – Losfer Words
71. Iron Maiden – Alexander The Great
72. Iron Maiden – Ghost of The Navigator
73. Iron Maiden – The Nomad
74. Jane’s Addiction – Three Days
75. Dream Theater – A Change of Seasons
76. Dream Theater – Metropolis
77. Therion – Clavicula Nox
78. Jonathan Coulton – Re: Your Brains
79. The Killers – Mr. Brightside
80. The Killers – All These Things That I’ve Done
81. Skid Row – Youth Gone Wild
82. Skid Row – Slave To The Grind
83. Skid Row – Little Wing
84. Tesla – Modern Day Cowboy
85. Tesla – Love Song
86. Tesla – Paradise
87. Ugly Kid Joe – Milkman’s Son
88. Warrant – Down Boys
89. Black Sabbath – War Pigs
90. Faith No More – The Real Thing
91. Alice In Chains – Rooster
92. Cypress Hill – Insane In The Brain
93. Dave Matthews Band – Don’t Drink The Water
94. Deftones – Digital Bath
95. The Doors – People Are Strange
96. Dream Theater – A New Millennium
97. Drowning Pool – Bodies
98. Dr. Horrible Soundtrack – My Eyes
99. Fishbone – Ma & Pa
100. Pat Benetar – All Fired Up