I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
–Mitch Hedberg
As a result of my Psoriasis, my scalp is perenially covered with lesions or wounds. Before I was diagnosed, I was wrongfuly mislead into thinking that this breakout was a result of me lying down on some highly questionable bedding materials. Either that or just a freakish side effect of masturbating in strangers’ shoes.
Anyway, I treated my scalp wounds in much the same way as any normal guy would: I ignored them for two months, hoping they’d go away. When my head started to feel like it was made entirely of nipples, I started to get worried.
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We did it! After a few hours of blood, sweat, and tears; my dad and I finally managed to transform the house into our very own private Wi-Fi hotspot.
Even before we got our DSL connection, I already knew that I had to install a wireless router at home to keep my sisters and my father at bay. Sharing a dial-up connection with three other people was hard enough, getting a broadband connection would spell disaster. While I enjoy never being able to masturbate peacefully because of people always barging into my room to use the computer (I bought it, so I get to keep it), I knew that there would have to be some changes when we finally kiss our dial-up modem goodbye.
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Want to go on my special diet? It’s easy! Here’s how in just 3 simple steps:
- Try to get sick of some obscure disease. It’s up to you to decide what diseases will work best for you. For those who want to shed off their unwanted pounds faster, you don’t have to limit yourself to just one disease! I personally find IGT with a combination of GERD, and a healthy dose of Psoriasis to be quite effective.
Continue reading ‘Holy Shit! I lost 20 lbs!’
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