Greetings readers! Instead of a long-winded movie review on Peter Jackson’s King Kong , we have decided to set up a chat room so myself and Mike can freely discuss our thoughts on the movie.
As a brief background for those who have yet to see the movie, King Kong is a remake of the 1933 classic of the same title. It stars Jack Black as the manipulative Carl Denham who will stop at nothing to get his monster movie made. Adrien Brody plays writer Jack Driscoll, and Naomi Watts as Ann Darrow; the beauty who tames the mighty Kong.
So I think we’re ready. The chatroom is up, all we have to do is wait for Mike to join us, and we’ll get right to it:
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Things you probably didn’t know about Michelle Rodriguez (inspired by this site):
- Michelle Rodriguez has never cried. When she was a baby, her scowl was enough to scare anyone into breastfeeding her. Even men.
- Michelle Rodriguez is the only woman in history to ever rape a man. In the ass.
- Michelle Rodriguez once saved the world from being destroyed by a meteor just by scowling at it until it went in the other direction. A committee got together to plan the celebration, but she threw all of them at the retreating meteor, thereby destroying it. Shockwaves from the collision destroyed all living dinosaurs on the planet.
- The reason why Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez are no longer together is because they can not have sex. The one time they did is now known as “The Big Bang.”
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