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Future News Date: December 13, 2008
In accordance with the law that makes it illegal to annoy anybody anonymously on the internet, the powers that be have chosen to shut down The Man Blog to serve as an example for other annoying websites.
The Man Blog went online late 2005 and has consistently been voted The Most Annoying Website In This Here Interweb, by the Parents for Peace!— an award-giving body started by the parents of the Man Blog authors. Websites like Ain’t It Cool News, Ebaum’s World, and MADDOX were only given secondary honors as The Man Blog proved to be more annoying than “those three other pieces of goat crap they call websites” as Pau’s mother put it.
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The average Man Blog reader has the attention span of a 6-year-old with the penis size to match. So subjecting him to a 2-and-a-half hour movie like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe would probably not end well.
In fact we’ve gotten reports that a Man Blog reader was found climbing the walls of a local movie theater that was screening the movie. He was naked, and was talking to a hand puppet fashioned out of a popcorn carton. “They can never come between us Carolinaaaah!” I believe his words were before they were able to get him down again. At that time, the movie hadn’t even started yet.
So in the hopes of avoiding such incidents of separating men from their true love (I’ll get them back for killing my Carolina), I present to you The 5 minute Narnia movie!
With apologies to Rod Hilton:
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