The biggest buzz in Hollywood today is Brokeback Mountain, a story about two cowboys played by Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal and about how much they don’t enjoy sleeping with women.
Anyway, to get to the point of this article, let us recognize the fact that there is no way a straight man will watch this movie willingly. The only conceivable reasons for any man to do so would be : A) his girlfriend wants to see it B) his wife wants to see it C) he thought it was a wrestling movie.
If you watched the movie for any other reason than the ones stated above, I suggest you sell your balls on eBay because you sure as hell aren’t needing them.
Guys falling under categories “A” and “B” may not be using their testicles most of the time, but are at least assured of being rewarded handsomely somewhere down the line.
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