I know she’s the big thing right now, and she’s cute, and everybody’s raving about her album Café Bossa; but I say FUCK ALL OF YOU!
My girlfriend asked me to get her the album. Luckily, I found a copy of her album somewhere in the interwub so I simply downloaded it. And Thank God I did! Because if I had to pay for this pile of sin that is her album, I might have caused her bodily harm through the power of thought alone. I am confounded as to why she’s as popular as she is now.
Her voice ain’t all that great, and in fact, I can only compare her high squeaky voice to the sound one makes when a retarded cat makes love to a drunken violin.
On top of that, her album is only made up of like 10% original songs. I have nothing against remakes, but in the name of ALL THAT’S HOLY AND PURE, don’t fill up a CD with almost a shitload of covers that aren’t even all that great, and try to pass it off as an album.
So in conclusion, yeah, I’d definitely fuck Sitti.
That’s all.
If it’s a particularly slow day at the office, or if you’ve got like 8 hours to kill, I highly recommend this book. I’ve been thinking long and hard about how I can successfully capture the essence of the book in a nutshell, but I can’t. So I won’t. So there.
I’ve read the thing twice already, and the first time I was confused as all hell because back then, it was still hosted by my favorite comedy website PointlessWasteOfTime.com. Because of its location, I assumed that it would be a laugh-a-minute article not unlike the other stuff on the site, and I was sorely disappointed by the lack of dick jokes and euphemisms for gay sex that I’ve come to expect from PWOT. What I got instead was a mostly serious piece of literature with a conservative amount of jokes scattered all around.
I can’t say that I was displeased though. The prose, though not as elegant as that I’m used to, was effectively utilized to deliver some of the more complex ideas of the author in a way that’s easily understandable for regular readers of the site.
But after realizing that it was not meant to be a comedy piece, but a novella that happens to be funny at times, I grew to appreciate it more. And the second reading was all the more fun because of it.
So there. Go read it.
…Because of my stubborn resolve to post mostly “articles” instead of actual blog posts. Anyway, in an effort to inject some life in my little piece of cyber real estate, I’m going to try and post some tidbits about my personal life with the assumption that somebody might find something I write interesting.
I guess the first thing I should talk about is why my blog has taken to long bouts of silences in between posts. Well since I’ve gotten DSL, I’ve been downloading the living shit out of some TV shows and watching them like crazy. I could probably go into detail about some of them some day, but not today since this is my first day of this sharing thing I’m trying it.
But let me just say that I am currently devouring this:
And this:
And Rach got me into boxing now, and while I’m far from having washboard abs, I am breathing a little better these days.
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