Below are some exclusive pics of The Man Blog writers doing our part to help during the Disaster that was Milenyo. Forgive the quality of the pictures. It just so happened that these were taken during the dark, during the height of the confusion so it was only natural for some loss in quality to occur.
Also, none of us had any cameras then, we just willed the pictures to be embedded in our collective memories and transferred them to the computer.
And we still don’t have electricty or internet. We’re posting this by screaming at the computer until the fucker was scared enough to run without the help of any electric current and convinced its good buddy The Internet to do the same if it knows what’s good for it:
Here’s a picture of the Disaster Robot Demon who was actually responsible for the raging winds and rain. It was 100 feet tall and weighed almost as much as if you combined all our cocks together.
Here’s a picture of us putting all our cocks together. Somebody (Mike) forgot to turn on the flash.
This is when we decided to Volt In to make the ULTRAMEGASUMONINJA MAN BLOG MONKEY which proved to be the only thing capable of battling the Disaster Robot Demon. Unfortunately, the monkey had only one leg as Adam wasn’t able to catch up with the volting in process in time.
See Adam, we have rehearsals for a reason!
Here’s a picture of Coco running at super speed to bring all those stranded people safely home. By using his superpowers, he inadvertently increased the wicked strong winds that day.
Thinking fast, I stopped him by dick slapping him as he was getting ready to pick up another batch of people. The tremor of the slap was felt somewhere in the Bicol Region.
This is Ade wrestling with some Typhoon Clouds while the rest of us were busy with the Robot Demon.
Because of his standing with the group, he can only make his body grow up to 50 feet. Hang in there Ade, maybe after a few more months we can teach you to grow another foot. Meantime, make yourself useful by cleaning up those fallen billboards.
During the final moments of the fight, Steel broke off from formation to forge a weapon from all the tension wires and fallen electric posts lying around. The end result was a mighty whip that was as long as the Great Wall of China, and has a sting more powerful than insults from my girlfriend whenever I spill food on my clothes.
We decided on a name to befit such a mighty weapon: Charles.
The orgasmic death of the Robot Demon at the hands of the ULTRAMEGASUMONINJA MAN BLOG MONKEY. If you look closely, you can see Squid riding cowboy on the Demon’s head before it crashed on a nearby tree.
Seriously, that was a shitstorm of a weekend guys, and Thank God we got through it ok. Our heart goes out to all those who’ve lost their homes, possessions, or worse, loved ones during the ordeal.
It may be too soon to laugh about all this, but seeing as how many shit we’ve had to put up with this year, I think we’re capable of laughing even before getting back up on our feet.
Our prayers are with you.
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