Monthly Archive for September, 2006

Prison Break Season 2 Episode 5 - Map 1213

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Pau
on September 19, 2006
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A relatively bland episode this. No excitementing new development, no big revelations, and no thong shots.

But it did feature a spectacular kicking of Tweener’s butt, and that’s always fun.

TweenerTweener is a character that confuses the heck out of me. All the rest of the “Fox River 8″ I got down pat. But Tweener is a mystery.

I’m still not sure whether we’re supposed to hate him or sympathize with him. Hating him is no big chore since he’s a ginormously annoying rat bastard. However, the past two episodes have been somewhat sympathetic to him which throws me in for a loop.

And disappointing as it may be, I’m starting to accept that Oscar Shales may be nothing more than Mahoney’s Rollo Tomasi.

Since I’ve got nothing else to say about this MEHpisode, I’ll leave you with my favorite actor in the show:

T-Bag

Click here for the episode recap.

Yahoo Avatars: How Gay Can You Go?

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Pau
on September 19, 2006
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I’ve always known Yahoo Avatars to be gay. And now here’s proof. I made a few of these gayatars and showed them off in this thread with the challenge to anyone to make the gayest avatar they can.

Here’s what we were able to come up with so far:

JanJAN DE POMPADOUR
Hallu! My name is Jan de Pompadour. I am 24 years old, and I work at the nearby outdoors shop. When I’m not busy training my pet goat Elton how to walk like a lady, I’m working on my ensemble which I plan on showing off at the annual company picnic.

Oh I hope Brad who mans the camping goods attends. I’ve been trying to get him to warm up to me ever since he started working at the store. He keeps saying that he’s “not interested,” and that his “wife is the love of his life,” and that “he will never be interested in munching cock.”

I laugh at his flimsy attempts to make himself more desirable to me as I contemplate how well he fills those tight jeans he likes to wear so much.

I must go now and meet the girls over at The Pink Flaming-go! for a round of drinks.

Ta ta!

Jay JayJay-Jay
What’s up all you fabulous people!!! My name is Jay-Jay and I’m just so Gay-Gay! I love cherry flavored candies, ice cream, milk—in fact, I love cherry flavored anything! Because honestly, I can’t get enough of cherries, teee-heee.

I’ve just recently resigned from my job when they forced me to quit. In my defense, there really are a lot of ways to interpret the statement “Can you please see if there’s something wrong with my clock?”

But no matter. I refuse to let a small matter of joblessness dampen my aura. I made a vow to be fabulously happy every day and I’ll be damned if I stopped putting on my happy face!

ArnieArnie Arnie here! And yes, I am queer! Can I get you a beer?

That’s actually my spiel as a bartender. Strangely enough, I don’t get that much tips. My friend Zsa-Zsa tells me that I should get a job which is not a strip club, but fuck him (actually I did. Oh snap!). If she can’t get behind me (actually she did, hohoho! I’m on a roll!) when I’m broadening my horizons, we’ll she can just suck it! (strangely enough, she didn’t :( ).

Anyhoo, I’m 26 years-old. I’m an Aquarius, and I just can’t get enough of cyber hugs!

Oh look, here’s one coming your way! group hug

JoJojo

Hieeeee!!

I’m Jojo!

I usually dot my small j with a heart, but I can’t seem to do that with my computer. Oh well. Just imagine a small heart smiling at you where that dot is. Ok?

And if you haven’t figured out yet, I love to dance! And by dancing, I mean sucking cock.

Actually that’s all there is about me.

Byiiiiieeee!

LeslieLeslie
Hello Guys and Boys! My name is Leslie. It’s short for Leslie Chester Worthington Alistaire Woodridge III.

Whew! What a mouthful isn’t it? If we get to know each other better, maybe I can show you other things you can fill your mouth with *WINK*.

I’m talking about my cock by the way. Just so we’re clear.

I’m currently single because I had a very big argument with my last boyfriend when I disagreed with his decision to leave me.

No matter. I have Mr. Snuggles here to keep me company. Unfortunately, his penis is nowhere near as satisfying as Carl’s. *SIGH*

Heroes Pilot - Genesis

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Pau
on September 16, 2006
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Obligatory Picture:
Heroes Cast

Obligatory Wikipedia Link:
Heroes

The show isn’t being shown yet. In the US, it’s slated to premiere on September 25, 2006 on NBC. However, if you know where to look, the pilot episode has been leaked already and is making the rounds on the Interwub.

You can either watch the pilot illegally, or you can watch it on NBC’s website. Either way, it’s not a bad idea to watch it.

I got myself a copy a few weeks ago and I’m intrigued.

Obligatory Synopsis
The premise is that a group of seemingly unconnected people suddenly realize they have these extraordinary powers. Apparently the show will chronicle the lives of these people as they learn to deal with their powers, and its effect on the people around them.

Additional story arcs include:

- a global conspiracy to hunt down these Heroes and maybe destroy them.
- that the powers weren’t accidental. Some scenes imply that the powers were inherited from previous generations
- these Heroes will play a significant part in the end of the world.

An internet stripper learns that she has a very powerful alter-go. A Japanese office worker can bend space and time. A high school cheerleader is indestructible. And a male nurse can apparently fly.

Sounds a bit like X-Men, but it focuses more on the human aspect, which is exactly what I found lacking in the movies.

Can’t really tell much from the one episode that I saw, but I will definitely keep tabs on this show because it has a shitload of potential.

I’ll keep you posted once I’ve seen the second episode which is slated to air on October 2.