So here’s what was going on in my mind during the movie:
Oh this is boring. This is boring. This is boring. Oh wait, here’s the climax. Maybe this will make up for all the boring parts…..Well that was stupid.
Lemme clarify that a bit.
As much as I was a fan of Christopher Nolan’s Memento, I find myself being terribly disappointed with everything he did after and even before that. Insomnia was unremarkable, and Batman Begins would have been awesome had it not been for the retarded way he photographed the fight scenes. And Following was kinda ok, but lacked a satisfying payoff if I remember correctly.
Continue reading ‘The Prestige’
Mike called me to his office and he didn’t sound happy at all. Actually he sounded gay, but then again he always sounds like that. Especially when he’s having sex with men.
“What’s up Mike?” I asked the quiet office. Mike sat behind his big mahogany desk sound asleep. Seeing as how my entrance failed to wake him up, I proceeded to find better uses for the pencils sitting on his desk.
He woke up 15 minutes later. By that time, I had found out that you can fit approximately 4 No. 2 pencils in his left nostril and about two and a half erasers on his right. As usual, he spent half an hour screaming at me while checking his nostrils in the mirror. He told me he wasn’t happy by my lack of contributions for the blog and that I should get to writing something if I still wanted to be part of the team. While I suspect that he was still mad at me for sending a male stripper to his house on his birthday, I decided to take it at face value and promised him that I’ll write a movie review about the last movie I’ve seen.
Continue reading ‘Flags of Our Fathers’
As promised, here are the long overdue cruise pics. Without captions! WOOT!
Also, since I’m a cheap bastard who can’t afford to get a Flickr Pro account, these pics will only be up until I upload around 200 more pics.
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