Monthly Archive for May, 2007

Honeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

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Pau
on May 31, 2007
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The day started out just like any morning. I woke up, checked my mail and then I headed off to the shower. It was then that things started to bad.

“Honeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!” I screamed from the bedroom.

“What?!” my wife poked her head through the doorway to find me holding and staring at my shampoo bottle and my deodorant stick.

“They went too far this time! Too fucking far,” I said while shaking my hands at her.

“Who did?”

“Look at this!” I told her, as I handed over my shampoo bottle and my deodorant stick.

“Okay. Why am I holding your shampoo and your deodorant?”

“Don’t you see woman?! THEY’RE BOTH EMPTY!”

“So?”

“AT THE SAME TIME!?!?”

*SIGH* “Do you have a point? Because the chicken’s burning.”

“Fuck the chicken! And no, I’m not talking about what I did last Christmas. I was drunk dammit, drop it! I mean the neighbors emptied my shampoo and used up my deodorant stick! Once again, our neighbors have slapped our faces with the gauntlet of un-awesomeness.”
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How To Work Out

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Pau
on May 13, 2007
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The other day, on The Man Blog forum, we have been asked to give pointers on how work out. And as is usual, we took a picture of my butt and sent it to that person’s grandmother with a letter that says

Dear Mrs. N00b’s Grandma,

We’re sorry to tell you that you have a growth which we in the medical field like to call an ‘ass tumor’ growing at the back of your neck.

Sucks to be you,
Dr. Scientist.

Booyah.

Anyway, the other day I realized just how I wanted to be able to tell my wife some interesting stories for a change apart from the usual ones that always seem to start out with:

“Today I learned that our neighbors’ car alarm actually works.”

or

“Today I learned that the phrase ‘over my dead body’ is not meant to be taken literally.”

or

“Today I learned that crime does not pay.”
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