Faded Boxers

I will entertain you with entertainment! And by “entertainment,” I mean “a video of me solving a rubik’s cube.”

Before we got nuts in assuming that I’m a genius, a couple of things:

1. I doubled the speed because a 5-minute video would just be ball slappingly boring. For the record, the actual time of the video is 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
2. I didn’t figure out how to solve the cube all on my own. I had a little help from this guy. But I’ve been solving 1 side of the cube since I was in the 4th grade. That should count for something right?
3. I have clean fingernails.
4. I may have been wearing a shirt, but I was naked under the table.
5. Clutch is the most awesome band ever.