Monthly Archive for February, 2008

Freska’s Beer Balloon

This is a much delayed post that was supposed to be written weeks ago. Possible reasons for the delay is the fact that we’re all a bunch of lazy imbeciles who are incapable of writing anything which doesn’t lend itself to dick or gay jokes.

Also, most of us have lost the ability to read. And take a bath. Without the assistance of another man. With a rock hard penis. Oh hey, lookit that. Penis and gay jokes! Now this article is halfway done.

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I’m not dumb part II

It took forever but I finally taught myself how to solve a 2×2x2 cube. Yeah it’s crazy that it would be the last cube I learn after the 3×3x3 and the 5×5x5. But to me, because of its size, it was the hardest to visualize the solution to so it took me the longest to solve.

But now it’s solved and I just wanted to document it. And I’m not showing off my speed cubing skills. Because those geeks at the Pinoy Speed Cubers forum can do it in 1/3 the time I could.

And I probably won’t be attempting to solve the 4×4x4 cube anytime in the next never. Why? Well because I’m scared of it. You see even numbered cubes are generally harder to solve than odd numbered cubes. Which is why it took me much longer to solve 2×2x2 than the 3×3x3 and the 5×5x5.

Oh yeah. I decided to solve the 3×3x3 and the 2×2x2 together in this video because hard as it was to solve the Pocket Cube (2×2x2), watching it being solved really is quite boring. So I decided to redeem my 3×3x3 solving skills after that embarrassing first video I posted.

Also, it has come to my attention that some of you don’t believe that it’s me in the cubing videos so I left a little something at the end in the hopes of assuring you that it is indeed me. Hear that Baddie?