I’m going to reveal something about myself that you may not realize.
Ready?
Wait for it….
Just a little more……
OK here it is: I’m a douche.
Hard to believe, but it’s true.
Reason being is I don’t enjoy people a lot. Most of the time, I just like to stay at home and not be around people. There are days when interacting with people or hearing human voices is at the very bottom of my “Things I’d sooner do than poke my eye with my high-heeled stiletto because I’ve decided to become gay” list. Ok that didn’t make sense, but suffice it to say that I am not a people person.
Of course there are exceptions like my wife, my family, and some scary people who don’t annoy me as much as most people do. But because these people are indeed exceptions, they are few and far between.
“But Pau,” some of you may ask. “You’ve always been nice to me. Does that mean I’m special?”
The answer, my good man, would be no. I was nice to you not because you are special. I was nice to you because I didn’t think much of you as a person to begin with. Also, burn!
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