It was a Sunday afternoon and I had nothing to do. So I checked the Man Blog Forum if there were anybody interesting online. No such luck. So I decided to have fun with some of the avatars of the members there and here’s what I came up with:
Good evening Agent Cuddles
What the hell do you want Mister X? I told you I’m through working for you.
Ah, but you never stop working for me.
There is nothing you can say that can make me want to work for you ever again.
Oh really? I guess perhaps your partner and your father may think otherwise….
Mr. Snuggles! Dad! No! If you lay one finger on them, I’m going to rip your cock out and fuck you in the mouth with it!
I admire your passion. But alas, it will only get your partner and father killed. Now, listen, we’re running out of time…..
A few weeks later…
Are you sure this is the place?
This shit be down yo!
Alright, where is she?
Bitch be down with us in a sec yo! Fo’ Sho’!
Agent Cuddles. I heard you were looking for me. How can I help you?
They say you were the only one who saw The Nameless One?
I’m sorry, but you heard wrong.
Oooh! That is whack! Bitch be trippin’ yo!
But you gotta help me! Mr. X is holding Mr. Snuggles and my father captive!
No. I mean I wasn’t the only one who escaped The Nameless One’s lair alive.
Then tell me who else has seen The Nameless One face to face?!
I have.
To be continued…..or not
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