Bong Revilla's Decision Making Flowchart
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Open Letter to Mr. Alec Baldwin
I like dongs
Dongs are things I like.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sana po tigilan na natin si Senador Bong. Marami naman syang nagawang magagandang pelikula gaya ng “Walang Matigas na Mister sa Mainit na Misis” tsaka “Leon Guerrero”, tapos tatay nya pa si Kapitan Inggo, na idol ko rin. Sige na po wag nyo na sya awayin.
PLAIN STUPID. 2 weeks ago, a Filipino senator by the name of BONG REVILLA who has no knowledge in parliamentary proceedings whatsoever suddenly stands up the podium and throw some flak regarding the proliferation of the Hayden-gate videos. Definitely fucking waste of time and resource of the Filipino people!!!
An insider told me the “good” senator did that to preempt the person (whoever he/she is) from uploading the video of the RUFFAMAE-HAYDEN scandal. This was to the request of Ruffa Mae to the dimwit senator to do whatever he can in his power to stop the video from consummating into cyberspace. As you can see, Ruffa and Bong Revilla had an affair according to none other than Lolit Solis herself. (Check this URL for reference) http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/lolit-bares-ruffa-mae-hayden-secret-affair
So, the “good” senator being the knight in shining armor that he is, comes to the rescue of her wailing princess. For some reason (here’s the good part) after the senator delivered his speech, he began revealing his true IQ by threatening the whole cyberspace that whosoever internet service providers (ISP) would cater the uploaded video of her ex-lover would be dealt with the extreme force of the law. Haha!!! For crying out loud senator! Did they ever capture the person who stole and leaked the WOLVERINE movie over TORRENT??! Are you telling all of us you can shut down peer-to-peer sites just because your ex-lover’s video is about to hover over cyberspace? What made you think you can do anything to prevent the RUFFAMAE-HAYDEN video from leaking into the internet??? Nobody can help Ruffa Mae now. It’s all in the hands of the video-uploader now whether he decides to put it up over the web or not. Not unless of course you get yourself a deal with the video-uploader and pay him with all your pork barrel… which of course I doubt you’re gonna do.
I think the “good” senator should definitely put his brain for auction. It would definitely command a high price in the market … that’s because it is “SLIGHTLY USED”.
You guys pull in the best of the internets. I am astounded.
Mahilig ako sa dong ni bong
Wag niyo lang gagalawin ang dong ni bong, ok tayo
I wonder where Bong Revilla is now that Con Ass is looming? Why is he so silent all of a sudden?
I know, because Con Ass doesn’t involve boobs.
Bong has always been a boob man.
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Yeah, Bong Revilla should be ashamed of himself and his father, Ramon Revilla Sr., because they are maniacs themselves
holy shit! bongbongbongkaybonggangbonggangbongbong! haha
This is a great and funny post. The Feeling Knight in Shining Armor is just wasting our tax money and proving to the wise Filipinos how dumb He truly is. It makes me wonder why he suddenly went to the podium just like that and announced in public about those Erotic Videos that was done by “the trying to be a porn star” Dr. Hayden Kho. What the Senator just did was make men, women, teens and children try to search and purchase the videos that were already on the net and DVD Pirates. Obviously he wasn’t concern about the term Adults only topic and just let it all out in public so that people have something to watch and talk about. What is his motive? Who knows? Definitely there has to be one, but what he just did might just create unwanted pregnancies in the process. Why, by watching the video and getting turned on, what if this was watched by two young couples and tried experimenting. Basically He wasn’t thinking about the consequences when he announced this on public. Maybe the Anonymous Observer is right about his motives.
[...] camera was rolling here?!? Holy Bong Revilla Batman! How will they come clean now? Whoever told the Honorable Hypocritical Trapo that this issue was good for publicity better start watching his [...]