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Flags of Our Fathers

Flags of Our FathersMike called me to his office and he didn’t sound happy at all. Actually he sounded gay, but then again he always sounds like that. Especially when he’s having sex with men.

“What’s up Mike?” I asked the quiet office. Mike sat behind his big mahogany desk sound asleep. Seeing as how my entrance failed to wake him up, I proceeded to find better uses for the pencils sitting on his desk.

He woke up 15 minutes later. By that time, I had found out that you can fit approximately 4 No. 2 pencils in his left nostril and about two and a half erasers on his right. As usual, he spent half an hour screaming at me while checking his nostrils in the mirror. He told me he wasn’t happy by my lack of contributions for the blog and that I should get to writing something if I still wanted to be part of the team. While I suspect that he was still mad at me for sending a male stripper to his house on his birthday, I decided to take it at face value and promised him that I’ll write a movie review about the last movie I’ve seen.
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Fraggle Rock : The Movie

Fraggle Rock - Complete First SeasonSo apparently, they’re making a Fraggle Rock Movie.

Awesome news for those of us who are in their late 20s and early 30s. I personally am psyched about this because this is one of my favorite shows while growing up. Not only is it the only show to feature Doozers, but it’s also the first show I’ve watched that talked about complex issues such as racism and how we each affect the people around us.

Of course, back then I didn’t know it was racism. I only referred to it as “How we’re so much better than our neighbors.”

Fraggle Rock: Complete Second SeasonOne of the factors that helped greenilight the project was the respectable DVD sales of the first two seasons of the show. Which brings me to ask the question “What’s this movie’s target demographic?”

I’ve searched for any form of statistic that will inform me what kind of people bought the DVD. Either it could be parents who loved the show as kids and are hoping their kids will enjoy it just as they did; or it’s the kids themselves who are getting to know, and are starting to love the show. While the latter is the more ideal of the two possibilities, it’ll less likely to be the case.
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Wash Reads his own Eulogy

Wash Reads his own Eulogy