The season premiere of Season 3 gives us absolutely no reason to keep watching this show. (But who am I kidding? I’ll probably continue watching because there’s nothing else to do). It’s exactly like the series premiere, only set in Panama, with double the homoerotic undertones, and without tattoos.
Spoilers:
So Scofield’s trapped in prison, and he was put in there because The Company wants him to bust another dude out. And his brother’s like “Dude, you have to bust him out.” And he’s like “Again? Nah, fuck that shit.” And his brother will be all like “No, dude in there named Romero’s gonna make you his bitch and fuck your shit if you don’t do what they say.”
My buddy (the same dude who directed these music videos) works at an ad agency and is asking me to pimp the new TV Ad they just finished. He wants to generate as much exposure for this ad as possible so feel free to pass it around.
[LATE BREAKING NEWS]:
Previously unknown to me, another friend of mine was the cinematographer of that commercial. He just messaged me this morning to inform me. His name is Bahaghari, and he’s an awesome photographer turned cinematographer I used to work with. Here’s a link to his behind the scenes shots.
After years of research and poring over old tapes of this so called educational TV show, we’ve reached the conclusion that a lot of the characters were not played by real people! How does it feel to fool several generations of children Mr. Henson?
Our investigative staff has informed us that there never was a company or institution called “Letter A” or “The Number 2″ or other similar variations. So no such entity could have sponsored any of Sesame Street’s episodes. I wonder what other lies this show has been feeding us throughout the years.
For years, a lot of controversy have surrounded the characters “Bert & Ernie” claiming that they were gay. Our research have turned up no such evidence to back up those rumors. They act and live like the rest of the TMB staff; living together, cooking meals for each other, giving each other baths while one is unconscious, etc. Which leads us to believe that such rumors have been perpetrated by the producers themselves to generate publicity for their dying show.
Some members of the TMB staff are still unsure about the difference between “near” and “far” since the sexual deviant known as “Grover” did nothing but to demonstrate his moonwalking prowess to the audience.
After long hours in the laboratory, and in my bedroom, we have proven that no frog will ever fall in love with a pig. Not even after we took turns in fucking the pig to make the frog jealous.
Also, we just realized that a frog doesn’t have the necessary genitalia to satisfy a pig. But I do. Booyah.
I know for a fact that a “Big Bird” does not look anything like that.
My wife agrees.
No I don’t! — Pau’s wife.
The character “Mr. Hooper” is not dead. He was just written off the show by the producers because he was getting too cocky and started demanding more money to support his then fledgling business “Hooters.” I’m sure the producers are now kicking themselves in the groin for severing all ties with a potentially huge advertiser.
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