Apparently Chess players are now required to undergo drug tests before competing.
“I would not know which drug could possibly help a chess player to improve his game,” competition manager Yousuf Ahmad Ali said.
“But, yes, there will be official monitors who may demand that players undergo a drugs test after the rounds.”
Shows what Yousuf Ahmad Ali knows. Heck, if I decided to become a Chess Player, I’d need a boat load of drugs just to train my shit up!
You see, I have arms the size of small children (or about half the size of my penis). Shit, it took me a little over an hour just typing the previous paragraph. I keep having to go back and edit and shit because I quickly get tired after typing three letters. Imagine what will happen if I have to continually pick up chess pieces without the help of performance enhancers?!
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