Once again. this is a satirical take on the issue. Just like Chip Tsao’s article. And this article:
Please don’t kill the author.
I personally find it disturbing that we Filipinos have made it a habit to respond to satire with hate. Let’s let the issue die guys. There are important things to tend to, and a bruised ego isn’t one of them.
Also, here’s a list of people who said it better than me:
Tell ‘em who’s boss, Angry Mob! *shakes fist*
Nobody escapes the Filipino Inquisition!
That’s because we’re backed up by the powah of the pacman!
This gave me a boner. Of the racist kind.
AK47s! Ak47s FOR EVERYBODY! Don’t you think our country is too damned poor to form an unruly mob to fight against a financial hub of Asia who has the backing of the fucking Chinese government??
Wait, Jesus.
What do you mean, “You people”? ::dagger stare::
You guys will have to excuse Bim. He’s part Chinese, and therefore a spy.
@mistervader He means child pornographers.
You Filipinos sicken me.
You know what else sickens me? Your semen! That’s right! This dis makes no sense!
Wait, 80% of our police force is unarmed! How do we fight the Chinese people with no guns?! I know! With SUMPAK!
Our police are so notoriously corruptible that we can out-kotong the Chinese. That’s right, we will use our flaws and turn them into advantages! I should run for public office.
More like public ORIFICE!
That one guy in the mob looks a bit too happy. Get with the program, happy guy. Frown and foam at the mouth!
Damnit, you said it better than me. *pout*
@joyfulchicken: There’s only one logical explanation, he’s not pure Filipino.
@Tania: That’s understandable. I’ve gots the freshest flows in the land, yo!
LAMOEST!