Faded Boxers

Holy Fuck! I got home and dead babies are all over the floor! What happened?
The door to the fridge must be broken again.

What do you do with a room full of dead babies?
Eat them before they go bad silly!

But what do I do with them if they do go bad?
Quick! Get the blender! Dead Baby Jam!

I’ve run out of jars for the jam! What do I do now?
Get the freshest dead baby, hollow that little sucker out. BAM! Dead Baby Jar!

What did the live baby say to the dead baby?
“Holy Fuck! A Dead Baby!”

What did the dead baby say?
Nothing. It’s dead, stupid.

I’ve run out of dead babies! What now?
Impregnate a dead mother to make more dead babies!

How do I make a dead baby faster?
Tie a dead baby to a horse! Haw! Haw!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was tied to a chicken.

Why was it tied to a chicken?
Because some idiot thought it was a horse.

What are dead babies good for?
For about 2-3 weeks. Any longer and the maggots would have gotten to it. You can’t eat maggots, because that’s just gross.

Why did Steel fuck the dead baby?
Must be Tuesday.

Why did Ade beat up Steel?
Ade thought it was Wednesday, and he didn’t like sloppy seconds.

What do you call 10 dead babies and 1 fat dead baby?
A bowling set.

What is the difference between a 100-year old grandmother and a dead baby?
Well when you fuck a dead baby you don’t need to wear a condo—-oh right. Well I guess there’s no difference at all.

How many whacks on the head does it take to kill your baby?
Just one!