Faded Boxers

A couple of things about Europeans:

1. Apparently, cooking food for breakfast is like a national crime over there.
2. But not slowing down your vehicles when pedestrian tourists are crossing the street is like a national sport.
3. In Europe, you can find people who actually don’t like Chinese food.
4. And lastly, they seem to have such a thing as a handshaking competition over there:

So, the next leg of our trip found us in Venice. Where I was first acquainted with just how cold things could get over there.

I like things cold. I’m the guy who keeps turning the airconditioner way up because it can never get too cold. I’m the guy who will wear short sleeves when everybody else is wearing their sweaters and jackets. So I thought I would be prepared for Venice cold.

I thought wrong. You see, I didn’t know what cold was until I came to Venice. What I thought was cold in the Philippines was simply the absence of heat. In reality, the cold we feel over here is like the Justin Timberlake of cold as opposed to the Darth Vader of cold.

The thermometer said that Venice cold ranged from 0 - 6 degrees Celsius. It would turn out to be one of the warmest temperatures we would experience in our trip.

Oh and I almost forgot, the tagline for Venice would have to be:

VENICE: Genuine Italian Food as prepared by The Chinese

To see the rest of the pictures, click on the guy making a glass penis:

Check out the previous episode of our Eurotrip:

Part 1: ROME