Ok Amsterdam. The land of clogs, cheese, grass, and erotica. Everything that’s been said about Amsterdam in Hollywood are true. Except for how they like to make fun of Australians:

How their ducks like to moon tourists:

And how their tour buses seem to project a not so nice message to their tourists.

Not to mention that the grossest bathroom in all of Europe can be found in Amsterdam (no picture). Seriously. The bathroom that was in our hotel room could give some Philippine bathrooms a run for their money in the “Grossest Bathroom Awards Contest.” I wish I God I was kidding.
Anyway, the red light district. It was OK I guess. I think I was expecting “European Hookers=100% Hot!” Instead I got “European Hookers=Look like Men!” Again, I wish to got I was kidding. Still, it was a different experience walking down alleyways with random windows opening with semi naked women waiting inside, enticing you to spend a couple of minutes and a handful of Euros with them.
To see the rest of the pictures, click on the blurry shot of mannish European Hookers:
RE: European Hookers.
That’s a huuuuge bitch!