HAIKU!

I wrote this haiku
Because I can’t think of any
Thing funny to write

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If I try hard ’nuff
These words of mine will seem like
Some real profound shit

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I’ll tell you about
My sex fling with Tyra Banks
It was very awes…..

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Man this is easy
Those Jap poets were real smart
Or were just lazy

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She stepped on my toe
Fuck! Shit! Ouch! Penis! Cunt! Balls!
Horse Dung! Vagina!

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Haiku! Haiku! Hai!
Say it fast enough you’ll see
It’s like you’re sneezing

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This haiku of mine
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?

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One of these haikus
Was stolen right from the net
Yeah. So bite me. Hard.

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Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap
Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap Bap
My fart sounds like guns

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I knew I should not
Have had Burrito for lunch
Who will clean toilet?

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Any moron can
write haiku just stop at the
seventeenth syllab

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Our romantic date
Cut short by police sirens
Don’t date twelve year-olds

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I was never really
Good at counting
This haiku sucks

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Oh yeah?
Yeah!
Well So does your mother!

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Your words, they hurt me
But not as much as this here
Ballpen up your ass.

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Ballpen won’t matter
What with this bat to your neck
BAM! Who’s your daddy?

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Readers are confused
About who’s fighting with whom
My penis is huge

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And with that I leave
To do something to appease
My boss who looks pissed.