Hi. No, I don’t have anything new for you. Just posting to inform you that I’m still alive despite my lack of blog updates lately. It would be cool if I can say that the reason for this blog’s inactivity is because I’m once again working on my novel. But that would be a lie. But since I’m all for appearing mysterious without actually having anything to be mysterious about, I’m just going to say that I’m working on something.
Truth is, I’ve been really enjoying several novels on audiobooks lately as can evidenced by my my Shelfari shelf. If you’re like me and your daily accumulated driving time amounts to about four to six hours a day then I suggest you discover the fucktasticity of audiobooks. It is a Godsend to those of us whose schedule won’t allow it. And those of us who can’t read.
Also, there’s a good chance that I’ll be out of the country for the next couple of weeks. So if there’s any crime fighting to be done here, it’ll have to wait till I get back. The rest of the world needs saving too.
Anyway, wish us luck in our trip. In all probability, my next post will be riddled with pictures. Hopefully of beautiful white chicks. Who are naked.
“Who are naked.”
And hopefully without armpit hair.
Whose hands don’t smell like pekpek.