…Also, dead!
A recent incident killed more than 360 people and injured 289 others in Mina, Saudi Arabia during the annual symbolic stoning ritual which was part of the Hajj pilgrimage.
The tragic accident occured during the ramy al-jamarÄ?t, one of the last rituals performed in observance of the Hajj. The ritual involves gathering stones and throwing them at the three pillars of Mina which symbolizes “the three biggest evils that the Western world has unleashed,” as a witness puts it.
The three pillars depicting the
horrors of western civilization:
Fred Durst, Oprah Winfrey,
& Lindsay Lohan.
“It was scary!” exclaimed a bystander. “People started to wonder why the rocks seemed to avoid hitting the pillars altogether. But the trouble really started when one of the people started chanting: ‘I know why you wanna hate me. ‘Cuz hate is all that the world has even seen lately!’”
After that, Pandemonium struck. With fire!
People started acting strangely, worshipping an entity known as Herbie, while other people felt the uncontrollable urge to join a book club. “It was horrible!” cried the bystander. “My wife started talking about giving away our Pontiac. And we don’t even have one yet!”
Reports then say that the ground suddenly opened up and swallowed some 300 unsuspecting people while the statues cackled.
“This never happened when we used the Teletubbies pillars last year. The worst that happened was every man turned gay for 30 minutes!” said another bystander as he was swallowed by the ground.
Oh, and there was also a stampede. It was awesome.
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