Future News Date: December 13, 2008
In accordance with the law that makes it illegal to annoy anybody anonymously on the internet, the powers that be have chosen to shut down The Man Blog to serve as an example for other annoying websites.
The Man Blog went online late 2005 and has consistently been voted The Most Annoying Website In This Here Interweb, by the Parents for Peace!— an award-giving body started by the parents of the Man Blog authors. Websites like Ain’t It Cool News, Ebaum’s World, and MADDOX were only given secondary honors as The Man Blog proved to be more annoying than “those three other pieces of goat crap they call websites” as Pau’s mother put it.
The aforementioned law prohibits any act that generates annoyance without the intent of disclosing the author’s identity, thereby rendering 99% of The Man Blog’s articles illegal. The remaining 1% were made up of incoherent articles written by Man Blog founder Mike Villar; once a very gifted writer who is now reduced to a blubbering mass after the government removed all porn from the internet a few months earlier.
When we approached Mike for comment, he replied with “BRAHAH BABA! BANANA GANGBANG!!”
The government concedes that if the Man Blog authors all disclose their real names, then the shutting down of the website may be reconsidered.
Man Blog Editor Pau Araos scoffed at this new development saying “If you think I’m going to let people start calling me Lovejoy Manhandler again, then you’ve got another thing coming!”
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