Reposted from the Facebook 25 Random things thing:
1) Pau is not a big fan of internet memes.
2) Pau can only count up to 2. 
C) Pau has a crotchbeard.
D) Pau hates talking about himself in the third perso—-fuck!
E) Pau is wondering if you’re moving your lips as you’re reading this.
F) Pau is not using his hands as he’s typing this.
G) Pau once tried to kill the color blue.
H) He succeeded in killing a cockroach instead.
I) He colored the cockroach blue so he could get some closure.
J) Pau does not believe in gravity. Or in Joel.
K) Pau was devastated to learn that he wasn’t Dennis Quaid in a past life. Mostly because Dennis Quaid is still alive. But once he dies….
L) FACT: Pau is not allowed in ninja infested places.
M) FACT: Ninjas are more than welcome to attempt to enter Pau-infested places.
N) Pau is not wearing any panties today. Teehee.
O) Pau is going to sleep now. Later.
P) Pau once tried to wake up before 6AM. There were no survivors.
Q) Pau is lactose intolerant. He once punched a carton of milk so hard, it turned to butter.
S) Pau is totally on Christian Bale’s side on this whole DOP thing.
T) Favorite ballpen : Black
U) Least favorite ballpen: Green
V) Pau thinks that Salmon is probably the greatest thing in the history of things.
W) Happiness is what happens to other people.
X) Pau giggles whenever he hears the word “giggle.” Because he thinks it’s a command.
Y) Pau is probably not going to finish this lis—HEY!
Nice list. I think P) is stolen from a chuck norris facts page, but the rest seem pretty solid.
Actually it was patterned by a Chuck Norris fact. If there is a fact exactly like mine, it was purely coincidence. Or just my subconscious playing with my head. But thanks! I’ll see if I can come up with something to replace it
Who the Fuck is Joel?
I shall say ‘giggle’ whenever you’re around.