The season premiere of Season 3 gives us absolutely no reason to keep watching this show. (But who am I kidding? I’ll probably continue watching because there’s nothing else to do). It’s exactly like the series premiere, only set in Panama, with double the homoerotic undertones, and without tattoos.
Spoilers:
So Scofield’s trapped in prison, and he was put in there because The Company wants him to bust another dude out. And his brother’s like “Dude, you have to bust him out.” And he’s like “Again? Nah, fuck that shit.” And his brother will be all like “No, dude in there named Romero’s gonna make you his bitch and fuck your shit if you don’t do what they say.”
Artist’s rendition of Scofield’s future with Romero
And Scofield’s face gets this expression of sheer intensity that doesn’t wear off for the rest of the season.
But, what The Company doesn’t know is Scofield’s tattoo-map won’t work in this new Panama Prison! Hooooooooooooo! They be fucked fo’ sho’!
Screens below. For my more imaginative readers, please pretend that the image below is a moving gif. It’d make me look cool. Thanks.
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