Prison Break Season 2 Episode 8 - Dead Fall at Faded Boxers

Maybe it’s the almost month-long break, but Got-Damn! This episode pretty much kicked it in ways only the first season has been known to do. Before this episode, the first season’s grandmother could have beaten the crap out of any episode from the second season without breaking the sweat. Now this episode not only beat the living piss out of First Season’s grandmother, but he stole her panties as a message to First Season to come Bring It himself next time.

Sucre betrays the group and takes all the money for himself. Only it’s a scam to get rid of C-Note and T-Bag. So when Scofield and Sucre meet up and opens the bag, they soon realize that they’ve been out-PUNK’D by T-Bag who apparently has balls the size of his brain.

While running from the cops, Sucre gets trapped under a fallen log in a river that’s slowly rising because—well this is Prison Break so a nearby dam is opened, thereby making their predicament a little more dangerous. But don’t you worry, Scofield finds a way to save him awesomely because that’s just how he rolls. Sucre then proceeds to thank him by leaving him.

Meanwhile Link rescues LJ without running into any trouble at all. Which leads me to believe that maybe Micheal is the only one in the family to have the Bad Luck gene.

Sara (as well as the audience) finally finds out how to crack the code contained in the paper swans but can’t complete the message because “there’s one more bird.” Big breakthrough Sara, you spent all this time only to find out all you needed was more cock. ZING!

And Mahoney gets investigated by internal affairs over the deaths of Abruzzi and Tweener. Only he gets rescued at the last minute by—-HOLYFUCKINGSHIT! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!