Faded Boxers

Hi. I have no plans on resuming blogging activities until at least early March. You see I’m getting married in about a few weeks and pending my fiancée’s decision to show up on the wedding date, this is going to be one day we’ll want to relive for at least a few months. Or until we realize that morning breath isn’t all that sexy at all. Whichever comes first.

And all the hard work we’ve been doing the past few months is to make sure that our wedding will be something that’s actually worth replaying in my head.

So why am I here?

Well first of all, to remind people that I’m still alive. Also, to tell you that aside from wedding preps, I also deemed it worthy to have an operation recently.

Mostly because I wanted to have something cool to put on this blog to make up for all the time that I’ve neglected it. Fortunately, my doctor was very understanding and assisted me in choosing which of my organs I can live without. And by understanding, I meant he was a total dick about it:

Doctor: “Which of your organs are expendable you ask? You mean besides your penis?! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!”

Me: “………..”

Doctor: “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! Sorry Pau, just keepin’ it real!”

Yeah, real alright. Real dumb.

Anyway, so I had my gallbladder taken out, and I gots the Youtube video to prove it!

Before anything else, a couple of points about the video:

• I played it back at 3x its actual speed because I’m not that cruel.
• Don’t bother adjusting your volume because there is no sound. Why? Because I chose to have the operation without any anesthesia and I was screaming throughout the whole thing. Mostly because I had one of the nurses squeeze my nipple with a pair of tweezers to divert my attention from the actual operation. Yeah, I’m so hardcore.
• If you can figure out what that yellow stuff is, please get in touch with me. I’m scared.

So without further ado…(instead of embedding the video, I’m linking it. Again because I’m not that cruel.)