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A day in the life of TMB

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Pau
on August 9, 2007
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“Hi Guys,” Bim said to the other TMB editors as he entered the room.

“Hey Bi—-” Started the rest of the guys, but were unable to finish for some reason.

“What?!” asked a suspicious Bim.

After a few minutes of silence, Coco asked “Something you want to tell us Bim?”

“What?”

“Well, there’s something different about you,” Steel volunteered.

“So what is it? Do I have a booger hanging out or something?”

“You wanna tell us why you have Pau’s balls on your forehead?” asked Mordo.

“Also, Pau!” exclaimed Baddie.

“Oh right,” said Bim sheepishly. I was hoping you guys wouldn’t notice.

“I told you they’d notice,” I told Bim.

“Yeah well, they wouldn’t have if you weren’t such a fat fatty! Fattie!” Bim retorted.

“Who are you calling a Fattie, Mr. I-Smell-Like-Ballsac-After-Showering?” I shot back.

“THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID MOTHERFUCKER!”

“YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER!!”

“THAT’S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!”
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Hi Ralph!

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Pau
on July 20, 2007
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As promised, here’s my second video for all of you.

For some reason, everything gets out of sync when streaming from Youtube. For that I’m sorry. I tried editing it to compensate, but no dice.

Anyway, thanks to Midori, Coco and my wife for all the help.

I’m sorry:

50 Reasons Why Sesame Street Sucks!

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Pau
on June 19, 2007
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50 Reasons Why Sesame Street Sucks!

  1. After years of research and poring over old tapes of this so called educational TV show, we’ve reached the conclusion that a lot of the characters were not played by real people! How does it feel to fool several generations of children Mr. Henson?
  2. Our investigative staff has informed us that there never was a company or institution called “Letter A” or “The Number 2″ or other similar variations. So no such entity could have sponsored any of Sesame Street’s episodes. I wonder what other lies this show has been feeding us throughout the years.
  3. For years, a lot of controversy have surrounded the characters “Bert & Ernie” claiming that they were gay. Our research have turned up no such evidence to back up those rumors. They act and live like the rest of the TMB staff; living together, cooking meals for each other, giving each other baths while one is unconscious, etc. Which leads us to believe that such rumors have been perpetrated by the producers themselves to generate publicity for their dying show.
  4. Some members of the TMB staff are still unsure about the difference between “near” and “far” since the sexual deviant known as “Grover” did nothing but to demonstrate his moonwalking prowess to the audience.
  5. After long hours in the laboratory, and in my bedroom, we have proven that no frog will ever fall in love with a pig. Not even after we took turns in fucking the pig to make the frog jealous.
  6. Also, we just realized that a frog doesn’t have the necessary genitalia to satisfy a pig. But I do. Booyah.
  7. I know for a fact that a “Big Bird” does not look anything like that.
  8. My wife agrees.
  9. No I don’t! — Pau’s wife.
  10. The character “Mr. Hooper” is not dead. He was just written off the show by the producers because he was getting too cocky and started demanding more money to support his then fledgling business “Hooters.” I’m sure the producers are now kicking themselves in the groin for severing all ties with a potentially huge advertiser.

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