If you’re not following me on Twitter, you probably don’t know that I recently lost my phone. Unfortunately for me, I did not have this guide which you are reading now to instruct me in properly taking care of your phone. So I took it upon myself to construct this guide to help others who might find themselves in a similar situation.
STEP 1: Don’t Be Me
Now this is very important. A lot of rookies make this mistake. I certainly did. If you check and realize that you happen to be me, then you’re pretty much fucked. Not only do you have a penchant for losing shit, but your inadequacies in the bedroom knows no bounds. If I were you (which I probably am, if you’ve gotten this far), then I would work long and hard to not be me.