The average Man Blog reader has the attention span of a 6-year-old with the penis size to match. So subjecting him to a 2-and-a-half hour movie like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe would probably not end well.
In fact we’ve gotten reports that a Man Blog reader was found climbing the walls of a local movie theater that was screening the movie. He was naked, and was talking to a hand puppet fashioned out of a popcorn carton. “They can never come between us Carolinaaaah!” I believe his words were before they were able to get him down again. At that time, the movie hadn’t even started yet.
So in the hopes of avoiding such incidents of separating men from their true love (I’ll get them back for killing my Carolina), I present to you The 5 minute Narnia movie!
With apologies to Rod Hilton:
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