Not only is TMB a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos.
We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn’t want our success to get to their heads. But since we can’t keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak.
Special Thanks to Coco & Bim for helping put together this discography.
Presenting The TMB Band Discography:
First Album: GREATEST HITS (2005)
Front Cover:

Back Cover:

Track Listing:
- Deep Inside My Shorts written by Mike 3:54
- 1…2…3…BALLS! written by Steel 0:03
- If Your Cock was Sugar, Then I Would be a Diabetic written by Pau 7:18
- From Here To Bestiality written by Squid and Ade 5:40
- I CAN’T WRITE ANY LYRICS! written by Fritz 0:30
- Bitch Left Me For that Skankwhore Fredrick So I Danced The Night Away written by Mike 4:80
- Finger Painting written by Adam 1:11
- COCKFIGHT! written by Pau 4:00
- Down With Pants, Up With Boners! written by Mike 3:59
- All the Orphans In the House, Say “Hoooo!” written by
Coco 3:24 - When I Say Rainbow, You Say Unicorn! Rainbow! (Pause) Rainbow! (Pause) written by Steel 2:30
Members:
- Mike Villar (Vocals and Orchestra)
- Adam Mordo (Microphone)
- Pau Araos (Shoes)
- Fritz Tentativa (Hair)
- Ade Magnaye (Bass Drums)
- Steel Ventus (Nuts)
- Coco Collantes (Organ)
- Bim Barbieto (Loud Speaker)
- Gino Carteciano (Ice Cream)
- Squid Villanueva (Tom Selleck)
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