The other day, on The Man Blog forum, we have been asked to give pointers on how work out. And as is usual, we took a picture of my butt and sent it to that person’s grandmother with a letter that says
Dear Mrs. N00b’s Grandma,
We’re sorry to tell you that you have a growth which we in the medical field like to call an ‘ass tumor’ growing at the back of your neck.
Sucks to be you,
Dr. Scientist.
Booyah.
Anyway, the other day I realized just how I wanted to be able to tell my wife some interesting stories for a change apart from the usual ones that always seem to start out with:
“Today I learned that our neighbors’ car alarm actually works.”
or
“Today I learned that the phrase ‘over my dead body’ is not meant to be taken literally.”
or
“Today I learned that crime does not pay.”
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