So I just got back from this marriage Marriage Encounter thing with Rach. At first we only agreed to go because my parents, who were sponsoring the event, asked us to go as a favor to them. But it turns out to be a very wise decision because the trip allowed us to relive our Discovery Weekend experience which continues to be a source of inspiration and strength for us as a couple.
It’s also during this event that I was able to reaffirm that Rach is indeed the only woman for me. Well until Cristine Reyes finally tracks me down and asks me to make sweet, passionate love to her face.
Maybe it was due to the atmosphere of sharing, openness, and honesty of our encounter, that I decided to check where Rach stands on the whole Cristine Reyes thing.
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Not only is TMB a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos.
We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn’t want our success to get to their heads. But since we can’t keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak.
Special Thanks to Coco & Bim for helping put together this discography.
Presenting The TMB Band Discography:
First Album: GREATEST HITS (2005)
Front Cover:
Back Cover:
Track Listing:
- Deep Inside My Shorts written by Mike 3:54
- 1…2…3…BALLS! written by Steel 0:03
- If Your Cock was Sugar, Then I Would be a Diabetic written by Pau 7:18
- From Here To Bestiality written by Squid and Ade 5:40
- I CAN’T WRITE ANY LYRICS! written by Fritz 0:30
- Bitch Left Me For that Skankwhore Fredrick So I Danced The Night Away written by Mike 4:80
- Finger Painting written by Adam 1:11
- COCKFIGHT! written by Pau 4:00
- Down With Pants, Up With Boners! written by Mike 3:59
- All the Orphans In the House, Say “Hoooo!” written by Coco 3:24
- When I Say Rainbow, You Say Unicorn! Rainbow! (Pause) Rainbow! (Pause) written by Steel 2:30
Members:
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Are you getting tired of all the shit that ninjas have to put up with just to get through the day? People cross the street when they see you walking. Dogs hate you because they can never sense whenever you’re near. The Pirate kids down the street keep egging your house while shouting “We’re way cooler than you!”
Then your neighbors are always updating their state of the art home security systems (which never succeeds in stopping you from sneaking in and “borrowing” some stuff like sugar, milk, and kidneys). It’s hard for you to find a place to stay because your roommates have a tendency of disappearing on you. You can’t even find a date because the Ninja Code you live by prohibits you from uploading your real pic in your Friendster profile page:
Also:
So we’re here to help you to leave your Ninja ways behind and successfully to assimilate yourself into society. Below is a short list of scenarios designed to point you toward a happier existence with the people around you.
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