I wrote this haiku
Because I can’t think of any
Thing funny to write
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If I try hard ’nuff
These words of mine will seem like
Some real profound shit
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I’ll tell you about
My sex fling with Tyra Banks
It was very awes…..
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Man this is easy
Those Jap poets were real smart
Or were just lazy
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She stepped on my toe
Fuck! Shit! Ouch! Penis! Cunt! Balls!
Horse Dung! Vagina!
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Haiku! Haiku! Hai!
Say it fast enough you’ll see
It’s like you’re sneezing