Not only is TMB a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos.
We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn’t want our success to get to their heads. But since we can’t keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak.
Special Thanks to Coco & Bim for helping put together this discography.
Presenting The TMB Band Discography:
First Album: GREATEST HITS (2005)
Front Cover:
Back Cover:
Track Listing:
- Deep Inside My Shorts written by Mike 3:54
- 1…2…3…BALLS! written by Steel 0:03
- If Your Cock was Sugar, Then I Would be a Diabetic written by Pau 7:18
- From Here To Bestiality written by Squid and Ade 5:40
- I CAN’T WRITE ANY LYRICS! written by Fritz 0:30
- Bitch Left Me For that Skankwhore Fredrick So I Danced The Night Away written by Mike 4:80
- Finger Painting written by Adam 1:11
- COCKFIGHT! written by Pau 4:00
- Down With Pants, Up With Boners! written by Mike 3:59
- All the Orphans In the House, Say “Hoooo!” written by Coco 3:24
- When I Say Rainbow, You Say Unicorn! Rainbow! (Pause) Rainbow! (Pause) written by Steel 2:30
Members:
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Are you getting tired of all the shit that ninjas have to put up with just to get through the day? People cross the street when they see you walking. Dogs hate you because they can never sense whenever you’re near. The Pirate kids down the street keep egging your house while shouting “We’re way cooler than you!”
Then your neighbors are always updating their state of the art home security systems (which never succeeds in stopping you from sneaking in and “borrowing” some stuff like sugar, milk, and kidneys). It’s hard for you to find a place to stay because your roommates have a tendency of disappearing on you. You can’t even find a date because the Ninja Code you live by prohibits you from uploading your real pic in your Friendster profile page:
Also:
So we’re here to help you to leave your Ninja ways behind and successfully to assimilate yourself into society. Below is a short list of scenarios designed to point you toward a happier existence with the people around you.
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So the year’s almost ending and I’m just beginning to get the hang out of blogging regularly again after my nth leave of absence. Let’s see, this year alone, I abandoned my blog at least twice, then changed my mind, then got tired of blogging, then went back to blogging regularly. And somewhere along the road, I managed to put out a couple of articles for TMB that I’m somewhat proud of. And by that I mean none of these articles will get me banned from churches, malls, and hospitals.
Factors such as originality, public reaction, and whether I was naked or not while writing them were taking into account into ranking said posts.
So anyway, without further ado here’s the list. I hope you enjoy reading some of them as I have writing them. Happy New Year everyone!
Articles I’m most proud of in descending order.
- Lips of an Agent
- Teri Hatcher Speaks Up!
- Honeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
- 50 Reasons Why Sesame Street Sucks!
- Job Hunt
- A day in the life of TMB
- Filipino Driver Aptitude Test
- It’s Hard Being a Cannibal
- HAIKU!
- Dear Mr. Internets
Articles that didn’t quite make the cut (again in descending order):
- What was it like before books were invented?
- How To Work Out
- So You’re De-Evolving
- Foreign Language
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