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Special Report:Hurley is A Badass

With LOST being the biggest thing on TV right now, it’s only natural for some of the castmembers, most of whom were relatively unknowns, to get instant recognition right now. But some may be handling their newfound fame a bit differently than the others.

Take the case of Hurley Reyes for instance; a small town boy who grew up in Omaha, Nebraska. When he reached his teens, he ate his hometown state and moved to California with the intent to eat it too. Fortunately, the Governer put a stop to him, and convinced him to try acting instead.

He cut his teeth on small independent films like You’ve Got Meals!, and Burger Shop I, II, and III. But since joining the cast of LOST, Hurley was able to make the kind of movies he really wants.

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Michelle “Motherfucking” Rodriguez

MichelleThings you probably didn’t know about Michelle Rodriguez (inspired by this site):

  1. Michelle Rodriguez has never cried. When she was a baby, her scowl was enough to scare anyone into breastfeeding her. Even men.
  2. Michelle Rodriguez is the only woman in history to ever rape a man. In the ass.
  3. Michelle Rodriguez once saved the world from being destroyed by a meteor just by scowling at it until it went in the other direction. A committee got together to plan the celebration, but she threw all of them at the retreating meteor, thereby destroying it. Shockwaves from the collision destroyed all living dinosaurs on the planet.
  4. The reason why Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez are no longer together is because they can not have sex. The one time they did is now known as “The Big Bang.”

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