This meme was inadvertently started by Baddie as he was gradually coming out of the closet by admitting he watches One Tree Hill. With it being Baddie, such a list, while righteous, is slightly on the gay side. Because he’s gay.
Baddie is the type of man who cannot start and end the day without thoughts of dongs in his mouth. Seriously, if dongs were made of sugar, he’d be a diabetic. If Baddie were Pinocchio, and eating dongs was lying, his nose would be 3 feet long now. Because he’s got a nose-boner. For dongs! If The Matrix were made of dongs, BaddieNeo would pick the blue pill. But only if it’s dong flavored.
Anyway, to put his list to shame, I present you 100 songs that will make you ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! (Apologies for the lack of variety in this list. What can I say? I’m a man of limited interests)
- O.A.R – That Was A Crazy Game of Poker
- Dream Theater – Stream of Consciousness
- Dream Theater – Home
- O.A.R. – City on Down
- AC/DC – Hells Bells
- AC/DC – Thunderstruck
- Breaking Benjamin – Shallow Bay
- Black Sabbath – N.I.B.
- Fishbone – Sunless Saturday
- Dream Theater – Ytse Jam
- Led Zeppelin – Trampled Underfoot
- Liquid Tension Experiment – Kindered Spirits
- Primus – Tommy The Cat
- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky
- Metallica – The Thing That Should Not Be
- Clutch – 1000111010
- Clutch – Small Upsetters
- Death Angel – Veil of Deception
- Dave Matthews Band – Warehouse
- Iron Maiden – Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
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