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100 Songs to Give Your Boner A Boner! DONGS!

This meme was inadvertently started by Baddie as he was gradually coming out of the closet by admitting he watches One Tree Hill. With it being Baddie, such a list, while righteous, is slightly on the gay side. Because he’s gay.

Baddie is the type of man who cannot start and end the day without thoughts of dongs in his mouth. Seriously, if dongs were made of sugar, he’d be a diabetic. If Baddie were Pinocchio, and eating dongs was lying, his nose would be 3 feet long now. Because he’s got a nose-boner. For dongs! If The Matrix were made of dongs, BaddieNeo would pick the blue pill. But only if it’s dong flavored.

Anyway, to put his list to shame, I present you 100 songs that will make you ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! (Apologies for the lack of variety in this list. What can I say? I’m a man of limited interests)

  1. O.A.R – That Was A Crazy Game of Poker
  2. Dream Theater – Stream of Consciousness
  3. Dream Theater – Home
  4. O.A.R. – City on Down
  5. AC/DC – Hells Bells
  6. AC/DC – Thunderstruck
  7. Breaking Benjamin – Shallow Bay
  8. Black Sabbath – N.I.B.
  9. Fishbone – Sunless Saturday
  10. Dream Theater – Ytse Jam
  11. Led Zeppelin – Trampled Underfoot
  12. Liquid Tension Experiment – Kindered Spirits
  13. Primus – Tommy The Cat
  14. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky
  15. Metallica – The Thing That Should Not Be
  16. Clutch – 1000111010
  17. Clutch – Small Upsetters
  18. Death Angel – Veil of Deception
  19. Dave Matthews Band – Warehouse
  20. Iron Maiden – Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
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U2?! More like U3…D!

U2So I just got home from watching this at The Block. And holy crap.

I never considered myself a U2 fan before. I mean all I owned was Rattle and Hum. And even though I loved that album to death, I never really had the urge to buy or even listen any of their other albums.

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