Ever notice when you’re with some people and someone they know comes over to chat with them, you act as if that person is invisible simply because you’ve never been introduced to each other yet?
The funny thing is, both of you act surprised when you are finally introduced to each other. Like it’s the world’s biggest secret that there was another person standing there all along. It’s as if we, as strangers, are invisible to each other and only our friends are the only ones who can see us.
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Last week found me on the floor of a bathroom somewhere in Medical City with my hands inside the toilet bowl, chasing a piece of shit around with a tongue depressor. Who would have thought that a piece of shit could move so fast?
Let me backtrack and explain for a moment why I was in that unpleasant situation. What happened was, I got myself a case of your garden variety diarrhea and I mistook it for a sign that my GERD was working overtime. Hypochondriac that I am, I headed on to my doctor to see if I didn’t deserve to be confined for a week or two.
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On PETA and misguided animal love
I almost got into an argument with a couple of friends because I voiced out the fact that I was more for the cause of PETA Sucks.com rather than the more socially acceptable mantra of PETA. Before things got out of hand, they just wrote me off as a meat loving red neck and brushed me off with “well you can’t please everyone.” Since I was in no mood to educate them, we agreed to disagree so we could get on with our lives.
What they fail to grasp is the fact that although I respect animal rights as much as the next tree-hugger, I fail to sympathize with people who have made it their life’s mission to ram their ideologies down other people’s throats whether their opinion is warranted or not. It also doesn’t help that most of the people behind PETA are a bunch of hypocrites the likes of which has never been seen since The Inquisition.
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