Let me tell you a true story about immunization. When i was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River. And it was filled with raw sewage. Okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know, to cool off.At that time the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know somethin’? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one. Ever! You know why? Because we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems. The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
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I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.–Mitch Hedberg
As a result of my Psoriasis, my scalp is perenially covered with lesions or wounds. Before I was diagnosed, I was wrongfuly mislead into thinking that this breakout was a result of me lying down on some highly questionable bedding materials. Either that or just a freakish side effect of masturbating in strangers’ shoes.
Anyway, I treated my scalp wounds in much the same way as any normal guy would: I ignored them for two months, hoping they’d go away. When my head started to feel like it was made entirely of nipples, I started to get worried.
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Want to go on my special diet? It’s easy! Here’s how in just 3 simple steps:
- Try to get sick of some obscure disease. It’s up to you to decide what diseases will work best for you. For those who want to shed off their unwanted pounds faster, you don’t have to limit yourself to just one disease! I personally find IGT with a combination of GERD, and a healthy dose of Psoriasis to be quite effective.
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