First of all, here’s a list of things that I didn‘t like about Coach Carter:
- Samuel L. Jackson, is the only real actor in the movie.
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Erik Morales made true his promise to kick ass last March 20 as he defeated Manny Pacquiao by turning his head into a gigantic talking butt.
“Things were going all right right up until the fifth round, then all of a sudden I heard this loud POP! From then on, all I could see was an ASS with an AFRO—an ASSfro!,” exlaimed a bewildered Pacquiao.
Witnesses sitting close to the ring reportedly heard Morales taunting Pacquiao with words like: “I’m going to eat you!,” “I just had a big ass burrito for lunch and it’s all coming back up baby,” “I feel so OPEN when I’m with you,” “You CRACK me up Manny!,” “I feel like dancing with you…CHEEK TO CHEEK!,” and “Bet you’re wondering how a blowjob from me feels like!”
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