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Freska’s Beer Balloon

This is a much delayed post that was supposed to be written weeks ago. Possible reasons for the delay is the fact that we’re all a bunch of lazy imbeciles who are incapable of writing anything which doesn’t lend itself to dick or gay jokes.

Also, most of us have lost the ability to read. And take a bath. Without the assistance of another man. With a rock hard penis. Oh hey, lookit that. Penis and gay jokes! Now this article is halfway done.

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Pau’s Birthday Gift Roundup

For my birthday yesterday, here’s what everybody got me:

Ade was actually the first one to greet me through SMS to which I replied that he should really stop stalking me. He also got me:

My own liniment!

And to go with my own liniment, my buddy Thor gave me:

My very own Diner! Yay!

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