On The Invitations
Me: I’d like a 6-page fold-out so it can appropriately accommodate a picture of my cock. But the invitations for our parents don’t need to put much emphasize on my genitalia so I guess a 3-page fold-out will have to do.
Rach: Pau, we talked about this. The invitations will not feature a picture of your cock. And even if it did, we hardly need a 6-page fold—
Me: And I want some hairy bristles on the corner to represent my pubes. But make sure the bristles are made of steel. You know, for realism.
Rach: That’s it. We’re leaving. I knew it was a bad idea bringing you along to choose the wedding invitations.
Me: Hold on. I still can’t decide what font which would best go with “Rock Out With Your Cock Out!”
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