Q: Zombies! Run!
A: Now now. Zombies are people too. Zombies are just like you and me, only they’ve forgotten how to breathe quite some time ago. Just because they’re zombies, doesn’t mean that we should automatically avoid them. Hate much?
Q: But you don’t understand! There’s zombies….
A: I’m afraid you’re going to have to employ proper grammar sir. Your noun is clearly in the plural form hence you should have used “are” instead of “is.”
Q: Jesus Christ! A Fucking Zombie is…
A: Well I must say that for once your sentence construction is correct. However, I’m going to have to point out that unless my name is Jesus Christ, then you are addressing the wrong person.
Q: FUCK! ZOMBIES!!!!!
A: You are beginning to offend me. I’ll have you know that I am in a very happy relationship with my life partner. Yes, we may be living under fear of criticism and judgement, but we believe that two adult males should be able to live together without having to worry about what people may think. Having said that, I have never, or will ever be interested in—fucking zombies.
Q: AAAHHHHH! FOR THE SAKE OF FUCKING ALL THINGS FLYING! THAT ZOMBIE JUST ATE THAT BABY!
A: I don’t think I like your tone young man.
Q: WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!
A: Well yes, you see we only get to inhibit this world for a limited amount of time. That’s why I advise you to make the most out of the time given to us. Take up a hobby or something. Like baking. Or knitting. I like knitting.
Q: AAAaaaAAaAAAAAaaaAAAAAHHHHAaaaaaHHHHH!!!!!!!
A: I’m sorry sir, but now you’re just talking nonsense. I’m going to have to end this conversation now. Good day.
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