Faded Boxers

Tom Cruise once again proves just how gay he is.

To anyone lazy enough not to click on the above link, here’s a brief summary:

A certain South Park episode is banned from airing in the UK because Tom Cruise expressed his displeasure at the show’s mockery of his sexuality.

How gay do you have to be so that people are already afraid of you before you sue them?

For this entry, I won’t be using sarcasm, satire, or a retarded juxtaposition of images to get a point across. I’ll just depend on the gayness of Tom Cruise speak for itself. Or herself. Or himself. Whatever.

My message to Tom: “Stop being such a faggoty faggot with a bad case of the gay.”