HO HO HO! As promised, I now present you the big Papa Pau Christmas Gift Giveaway!
Arbet was the first in line to request for a gift:
So I give him:
I don’t know what you need it for man. Or why you need to be so specific. I mean wind is wind afterall. But this is Christmas so whatev.
Next in line is the ever fickle, and gay Baddie making his first request:
I wasn’t able to get the other items on the list but I think I did a pretty good job in getting him the first one:
And if that isn’t his type, I give him this:
But then the next minute, he turns around and makes another request!
Let it not be known that I will deny anyone what they want for Christmas so here ya go buddy:
Unfortunately I can’t find any games for this. It was hard enough finding an XBOX 3 when the market is filled with XBOX 360s. Why anyone would want to do away with the extra 60, I’ll never know. But I never professed to understanding anything Baddie does. Especially sex with men.
Anyway, moving on, Jaypen keeping true to his age, requested something only someone as old as he would want:
And since I only aim to please, I was able to track her down and give you:
There you have it Kuya Jaypen, I’m so glad to have made your Christmas a little bit better. Now run along now, because I see Ate Guy has found the bar and she’s—
Oops. Sorry about that dude.
Moving on! Osay’s request was:
Didn’t realize what a big Harry Potter fan Osay was to want a Lord Voldemort laptop bag (a fake one at that). But now is not the season for sensible questions. This is the season for giving, so I give her:
Oh but wait!
OK FINE!
Now on to Mike:
So I give him:
For his girly facial hair that smells like vagina! Yay!
Now my buddy Bim had this on his wishlist:
So I thought long and hard until I came up with the perfect gift for him:
A couple of bags full of STDs which he doesn’t have yet! YAY!
In the comments section of my previous blog entry, Ade asked for something he had always wanted:
That was easy, if not predictable of Ade.
Next, Rane asked for something that I wanted too wanted to happen. But due to unforseen circumstances, I doubt if it will see the light of day:
He wished for our magazine to be published! Yay!
Last but not the least, Coco wanted nothing more than Burt Reynolds for Christmas.
O sige:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
ROFLMAO!
Pwede ba pahabol? I want Gackt. XD
Euri. I’m sorry but the shops are closed. Your Papa Pau can no longer fill any orders.
But if that’s what you want for Christmas, it sounds terrible. I think they have a cream for that.
LOL~ XDXD
That’s…that’s my CAMELA BELL! Unhand her, you brutes!
PANALO!
Steel. Hindi ka sumali e. Kaya wala kang karapatan! Also hygiene!
Renzo. TENJOO VERY MUCH.
You lie! Ate Guy doesn’t go LOL!
She does when we’re talking about you. OH SNAP!
dear papa pau, where’s my e63? ktnx.
The serious answer is that I decided not to include the gifts of those people to whose requests I couldn’t think of a proper punchline to.
So to Joni, Gerry and xtin, apologies from the bottom of my black heart.
The not so serious answer is : I ate it.
I wanted a Papa Pau, not a bading! (angry)
NNNNNGAGA!
Sana man lang nagpasalamat kayong dalawa (nottalking)
Kakakabag ka, Paulino! Hahaha!
sayang, ‘di ako naka-abot!!!
Not only did you get me Burt Reynolds, you got me the Burt Reynolds Extra Grizzly Variant. You’re a legend.
Stellar post bro! Stellar post!! (because I don’t want to use the word awesome anymore.)
sige na nga, i’m giving you until next xmas to get me my phone. nasiyahan na rin ako for the others who got their gifts.
don’t worry papa pau, i won’t tell monkey
I shudder to think if someone asked you for a Macbook Air as well…
napadaan at natawa ako sa MSI wind kaya binasa ko lahat.. wahehehe
ang galing ng gifts 
heehee…
Aawwwww… no more gifts :~(
This is last year’s list.
I’m setting up this year’s.