TMB Band Discography

Not only is TMB a group of likeminded bloggers who came together to make the internet stupider, we are also a group of musicians with a passion for dildos. We toured for a couple of years, perfecting our sound and building our fan base while collecting dildos.

We purposefully kept it a secret from our internet friends because we didn’t want our success to get to their heads. But since we can’t keep the secret any longer, we are coming out so to speak.

Special Thanks to Coco & Bim for helping put together this discography.

Presenting The TMB Band Discography:

First Album: GREATEST HITS (2005)

Front Cover:

Back Cover:

Track Listing:

1. Deep Inside My Shorts written by Mike 3:54
2. 1…2…3…BALLS! written by Steel 0:03
3. If Your Cock was Sugar, Then I Would be a Diabetic written by Pau 7:18
4. From Here To Bestiality written by Squid and Ade 5:40
5. I CAN’T WRITE ANY LYRICS! written by Fritz 0:30
6. Bitch Left Me For that Skankwhore Fredrick So I Danced The Night Away written by Mike 4:80
7. Finger Painting written by Adam 1:11
8. COCKFIGHT! written by Pau 4:00
9. Down With Pants, Up With Boners! written by Mike 3:59
10. All the Orphans In the House, Say “Hoooo!” written by Coco 3:24
11. When I Say Rainbow, You Say Unicorn! Rainbow! (Pause) Rainbow! (Pause) written by Steel 2:30

Members:

• Mike Villar (Vocals and Orchestra)
• Adam Mordo (Microphone)
• Pau Araos (Shoes)
• Fritz Tentativa (Hair)
• Ade Magnaye (Bass Drums)
• Steel Ventus (Nuts)
• Coco Collantes (Organ)
• Bim Barbieto (Loud Speaker)
• Gino Carteciano (Ice Cream)
• Squid Villanueva (Tom Selleck)

Second Album: Dr. Wang and the Formaldefags (2006)

Track Listing:

1. Doctor? More like COCKtor! (High Five) written by Adam, Pau, and Mikey 5:15
2. Open Up For Love (featuring Brett Michaels) written by Ade & Steel 3:15
3. Sore Throat (featuring Jess Lapid) written by Mikey 8:20
4. Hospital Gown (Spot My Opening) written by Baddie 2:45
5. ALKOHOL ALKOHOL UTAK MO’Y BUHOL BUHOL! (featuring Lloyd Umali) written by Lloyd Umali 6:00
6. Moanin’ & Bonin’ (Instrumental) written by TMB Band 10:37
7. Inject Me Not! written by Bim 3:11
8. Put a Cast on my Bone written by Pau 9:11
9. My Favorite Bird is Swallow written by Ade 1:44
   

Members:

• Coco (Lead Guitar)
• Bim (Lead Guitar)
• Pau (Lead Guitar)
• Mikey (Lead Guitar)
• Fritz (Lead Guitar)
• Ade (Lead Guitar)
• Adam (Lead Guitar)
• Steel (Lead Guitar)
• Baddie (Lead Guitar)

Third Album: Holy Fuck! Nobody Played The Drums In Our Last Album! (2007)

Track Listing:

1. It’s All Mikey’s Fault written by Pau 3:00
2. Well Pau is a Jerk written by Mikey 4:21
3. Nobody Told Me To Bring Drums written by Adam 1:17
4. I Can’t Play Drums written by Baddie 3:07
5. I Lost My Drums Because Coco Was Distracting Me written by Bim 2:37
6. Bim is Dumb. So is Ade written by Coco 4:33
7. Why Blame Me? Steel is The One That Stinks written by Ade 5:55
8. DON’T CALL ME STEEL! written by Fritz 4:12
9. Salamalaykum! written by Steel 1:20
10. Hidden Track (Fags) written by special guest Squid 0:01

Members:

• Pau (Drums)
• Mikey (Rhythm Drums)
• Adam (Lead Drums)
• Baddie (Tribal Drums)
• Bim (Gong)
• Coco (Socks)
• Fritz (BassVocals)
• Steel (Cars)
• Ade (Whore)

Fourth Album: Self Titled Debut Album (2008)

Track listing:

1. Wow! Your Penis Is HUGE! written by Mikey 2:49
2. It Burns When I Pee: Should I Go Have It Checked Or Should I Just Wing It? And By “Wing It” I Mean “Punch My Crotch Until My Urethra Turns Numb.” written by Coco 3:12
3. Do the Polio Dance! written by Bim and Fritz 26:31
4. Don’t Say You Love Me, Girl (If You’re Not Willing to Do Anal) written by Adam 4:00
5. Ready… Set… OVARIAN CANCER! written by Pau 3:36
6. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Herpes. Herpes Who? I Have Herpes. written by Ade 0:10
7. Pope John Paul II Kinda Looks Like a Turtle (I’m Just Saying) written by Coco 2:56
8. So You’re Confined In A Wheelchair… Tell Us More! written by Bim and Fritz 2:45
9. Warm Dubai Nights (The Masturbation Song) written by Steel 3:02
10. It’ll Be Our Little Secret (The Mutual Masturbation Song) written by Ade and Baddie 2:36

Members:

• Mikey “Whistles” Villar (Whistle)
• Adam “Damn” Mordo (Maracas)
• Pau “The Destructor” Araos (Tambourine)
• Fritz “Four Fingers” Tentativa (Keyboards)
• Coco “Mr. Muscles” Collantes (Muscles)
• Steel “Jim” Ventus (Sax)
• Ade “Balls” Magnaye (Xylophone)
• Baddie “Greg” Carteciano (Two sticks and a can)
• Bim “Burlesque” Barbieto (Hula hoop)

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