One of my favoriate ways of annoying my future wife is to do this retarded rap I saw in a movie once. Since that movie was released before I was in high school, I’ve long since forgotten what movie it was, or who starred in it; but I do remember the rap:
I’m hot!
And you’re not!
And if you wanna hang with me
I’ll give it one shot!
Top That!
Brilliant right? And the beauty of it is that it goes with any kind of situation:
In The Car
Her: God! It’s so hot!
Me: I’m hot! And you’re not! And if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot! Top That!
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At A Restaurant
Her: How’s your steak?
Me: I’m hot! And you’re not! And if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot! Top That!
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At A Movie
Her (sniffing): This movie is so…
Me: I’m hot! And you’re not! And if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot! Top That!
You get the idea.
It always bugged me that I can never remember the movie or the context in which the song was sung. But that was before THE INTERNETS came to my rescue.
Just this morning, one of the sites I frequent featured this very same movie (Teen Witch in case you were wondering), and even showed a clip of this very same song.
I now post this clip here so that it may enrich the lives of many others as it has enriched mine:









Heya. I talked to my friend, and it seems that a good thing to do would be to watch the first season of Angel in tandem with the fourth season of Buffy (Buffy first, then Angel), because when originally aired, Angel had the slot after Buffy, so a lot of the episodes were written together. After that first season of Angel, you can watch either show straight through. There are some connections in the later seasons, but none as important as in the first season.
Thanks. I just got an email from Anansi Girl saying about the same thing. Now we know what to do!